It’s been an exceptional season for peaches; my battered old tree produced its juiciest crop of fat, red ‘Elberta’ peaches ever—at least the ones that survived the squirrels. Daily combat with these rogue rodents reminded me of the fruit trees I’d seen grown in conservatories in England, often as espaliers against a warm wall. Protected from cold, rain, hail, squirrels…these gracefully trained trees allowed the blossoms to flourish, the fruit to ripen contentedly to be plucked ONLY by a human hand. Not a gnarly little claw. It was galling to see my garden littered with immature fruit marred by just a few toothy scrapes around the stem. Worse was when the fruit was reaching readiness. Furry picky eaters! I took my revenge by chasing the rodents with a particularly powerful water jet attachment. That’ll learn ‘em. Sadly, it didn’t—there’s a wiliness to squirrels not even the most advanced AI could better.
“Pray send me a Catalogue of what Fruit you have that are Dwarf Trees and Espaliers,” wrote John Hancock’s ambitious uncle in 1736. He had great plans for his Beacon Hill estate in Massachusetts: “I shall want Some next Fall for a Garden I am going to layout next Spring … & it is Allowed on all hands the Kingdom of England don’t afford so Fine a Prospect as I have both of Land and water. Neither do I intend to Spare any Cost of Pains in making my Gardens Beautiful or Profitable (my emphasis).”
I wonder if he had squirrels? Engaging with the enemy can be costly: in a 1988 essay published in Bill Adler’s book Outwitting Squirrels, garden scientist and writer Roger Swain gave a rough estimate that nationwide some 10 million pounds of pecans were lost annually; add to this the millions of dollars spent on birdseed to replace what squirrels squander, and on deterrents like the Yankee Flipper Squirrel-Proof Feeder. It’s expensive and reviews on its effectiveness are mixed, but one thing most people agreed on was the fun of watching a squirrel whirl off into space (I’ll stick to my firehose technique).
Colorado is renowned for the lusciousness of its Palisade peaches. Many of the orchards line Hwy 70 on the western slope of the Rockies just outside Grand Junction. It’s worth the road trip in late summer. The microclimate (hot days, cool nights) further moderated by the Colorado River, which also supplements ample irrigation provided by snowmelt, makes Colorado grower’s “I’m local” badges a significant finding aid when sorting through veggies and fruit in supermarkets. There’s a move, too, to encourage the planting of urban orchards, and it was intriguing to find that in New Orleans in 2015, a neighborhood renovation project that included the Press Street Gardens, was planted as a demonstration garden of the New Orleans Center for Creative Arts’ Culinary Institute, which trains young chefs. It included 20 or so fruit trees as well as veg and herb plots, and, it was hoped, would encourage New Orleanais to move beyond citrus as garden fruit trees, and to give special thought to ‘Elberta’ peaches.
In theory, I love the idea of an urban Eden, but practically, when I witness how pressed our city forestry workers are just keeping up with storm damage to elderly and, it must be said, inappropriate species of street trees, I wonder who would do the pruning fruit trees need to be harvestable and healthy. Then there’s the mess fallen fruit can make on sidewalks, the wasps the rotting fruit can attract, and inevitably, the squirrel population that would explode given the abundance of food so readily available. Fruit trees are not low maintenance, as any orchardists will confirm; Urban orchards need to be thought through carefully. Life’s too short to spend time chasing yet more squirrels.
Text copyright Ethne Clarke, 2019.
Plan a trip to Colorado’s Western Slope with this guide, from bike trails to wine trails, and peaches along the way: https://visitpalisade.com/
Add vaudevillian comedy to your garden scene with the squirrel flipper from http://drollyankees.com/video/yankee-flipper-yf-squirrel-proof-feeder/*
Find out more about Press Street Gardens in New Orleans at http://pressstreetgardens.com/
Read about Bill Adler Jr’s squirrel-like persistence to have his book published at https://wapo.st/2P84DsY